Below Deck: Caribbean—Captain Kerry's Back in Hot Water (Literally)

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Well, time to hoist the anchor—Below Deck: Caribbean is on the horizon once more. Catch it June 2nd, 8:00 PM ET, on Bravo. If you’re like me and you’ve already mentally donned your captain’s hat, ready for another dose of glamorous chaos on the waves, then here’s some good news: this season promises even more drama, romance, and… police raids? Yeah, it looks like the crew of the superyacht St. David decided that simply ferrying rich guests around the Caribbean was just too boring.

Where Are We Heading? Towards Chaos, Of Course

The itinerary this time? Anguilla, St. Barts, Sint Maarten. All those places where a glass of rosé costs more than your first car, and a casual glance at the check might induce a mild heart attack. But who needs money when there’s conflict? The trailer hints that this season is a veritable minefield of:

— Maritime police (apparently, someone forgot that laws exist on the ocean too).

— A porn star on board (because how else do you truly test a crew’s professional composure?).

— Romantic entanglements (because working 16-hour days is no reason to deny yourself pleasure).

— And Captain Kerry, who seems to already be dreaming of a quiet retirement in some remote village.

Captain vs. Crew: The Battle for Sanity

Captain Kerry is that rare type of leader who looks like he’s about to start meditating right on the bridge, just to avoid yelling at his subordinates. But, judging by the trailer, his patience will be severely tested this season. Someone’s always crossing professional boundaries (again?), or discipline is crumbling faster than a cocktail in the hands of an inebriated guest.

Personally, I love how Kerry balances between "I’m going to kill you" and "fine, we’ll get through this." A true hero of our time.

Guests Who "Just Wanted to Relax"

Oh right, the guests. If in past seasons you thought a "difficult client" was someone who demanded champagne at 7 AM, this season seems to have raised the bar. A porn star on board isn’t just a guest; it’s an attraction. How many times will the crew blush? How many times will someone "accidentally" end up in the wrong cabin? I bet the bartender will be working overtime—not just mixing cocktails, but diplomatically distracting people from awkward situations.

Why Do We Watch This?

Well, besides the obvious—beautiful scenery, yachts, people in uniform (okay, that’s half the reason). Below Deck is the perfect mix of "how would I behave in their shoes?" and "thank goodness that’s not me." You sit on your couch, munching popcorn, and think: "There’s no way I’d get into a fight over flirting with a stewardess." Or… would you?

June 2nd. Bravo. Peacock the next day. Get ready for new waves—both on the sea and in your emotions.