Two and a Half Men (2003) on TV

Today — Thu, Sep 24

02:30 am

WPIX: 4x14 That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami

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Tomorrow — Fri, Sep 25

10:00 am

E!: 9x8 Thank You for the Intercourse

10:30 am

E!: 9x9 Frodo’s Headshots

11:00 am

E!: 9x10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

11:30 am

E!: 9x11 What a Lovely Landing Strip

12:00 pm

E!: 9x12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!

12:30 pm

E!: 9x13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

01:00 pm

E!: 9x14 A Possum on Chemo

01:30 pm

E!: 9x15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

02:00 pm

E!: 9x16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

02:30 pm

E!: 9x17 Not in My Mouth!

03:00 pm

E!: 9x18 The War Against Gingivitis

03:30 pm

E!: 9x19 Palmdale, Ech

04:00 pm

E!: 9x20 Grandma’s Pie

04:30 pm

E!: 9x21 Mr. Hose Says Yes

05:00 pm

E!: 9x22 Why We Gave Up Women

05:30 pm

E!: 9x23 The Straw in My Donut Hole

06:00 pm

E!: 9x24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

06:30 pm

E!: 10x1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk

07:00 pm

E!: 10x2 A Big Bag of Dog

07:30 pm

E!: 10x3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

08:00 pm

E!: 10x4 You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

08:30 pm

E!: 10x5 That’s Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

09:00 pm

E!: 10x6 Ferrets, Attack!

09:00 pm

Cozi TV: 10x15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

09:30 pm

E!: 10x7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard

09:30 pm

Cozi TV: 10x16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

10:00 pm

E!: 10x8 Something My Gynecologist Said

10:00 pm

Cozi TV: 10x17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

10:30 pm

E!: 10x9 I Scream When I Pee

10:30 pm

Cozi TV: 10x18 The 9:04 From Pemberton

12:30 am

WPIX: 1x15 p1/2 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

02:30 am

WPIX: 4x15 My Damn Stalker

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Sat, Sep 26

11:00 am

E!: 2x14 Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

11:30 am

E!: 2x15 Smell the Umbrella Stand

12:00 pm

E!: 2x16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

12:30 pm

E!: 2x17 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

01:00 pm

E!: 2x18 It Was Mame, Mom

01:30 pm

E!: 2x19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

02:00 pm

E!: 2x20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

02:30 pm

E!: 2x21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

03:00 pm

E!: 2x22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

03:30 pm

E!: 2x23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

04:00 pm

E!: 2x24 Does This Smell Funny to You?

04:30 pm

E!: 3x1 Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

05:00 pm

E!: 3x2 Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover

05:30 pm

E!: 3x3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

06:00 pm

E!: 3x4 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

06:30 pm

E!: 3x5 We Called It Mr. Pinky

07:00 pm

E!: 3x6 Hi, Mr. Horned One

07:30 pm

E!: 3x7 Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop

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Sun, Sep 27

06:00 pm

E!: 3x8 That Voodoo That I Do Do

06:00 pm

Cozi TV: 7x3 Mmm, Fish. Yum

06:30 pm

E!: 3x9 Madame and Her Special Friend

06:30 pm

Cozi TV: 7x4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

07:00 pm

E!: 3x10 Something Salted and Twisted

07:00 pm

Cozi TV: 7x5 For the Sake of the Child

07:30 pm

E!: 3x11 Santa’s Village of the Damned

07:30 pm

Cozi TV: 7x6 Give Me Your Thumb

08:00 pm

E!: 3x12 That Special Tug

08:00 pm

Cozi TV: 7x7 Untainted by Filth

08:30 pm

E!: 3x13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

08:30 pm

Cozi TV: 7x8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

09:00 pm

E!: 3x14 Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded

09:00 pm

Cozi TV: 7x9 Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair

09:30 pm

E!: 3x15 My Tongue Is Meat

09:30 pm

Cozi TV: 7x10 That’s Why They Call It Ball Room

10:00 pm

E!: 3x16 Ergo, the Booty Call

10:00 pm

Cozi TV: 7x11 Warning, It’s Dirty

10:30 pm

E!: 3x17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

10:30 pm

Cozi TV: 7x12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

11:00 pm

E!: 3x18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler

11:00 pm

Cozi TV: 7x13 Yay, No Polyps!

11:30 pm

E!: 3x19 Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin

11:30 pm

Cozi TV: 7x14 Crude and Uncalled For

12:00 am

WPIX: 8x5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

12:00 am

E!: 3x20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

12:30 am

WPIX: 8x6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger

12:30 am

E!: 3x21 And the Plot Moistens